Chronicles of my 2go encounter 1 [True life Story]

Dear CitiGist Readers,

This is a true life story, the story of how i was introduce to one of the social media, 2go, how i met most of the girls i met there,  details of what i did with most of them and all the dirty secrets behind 2go relationships.


It was around June 2010, i got a call from my guy,

“Guy, how far nah?"
Me: I dey.

Do you know the latest now?
Me: Update me guy.

Nnaaa eehh, have you heard about 2go?
Me: 2go kwa?

Na the latest now, na there babes full now, and virtually all of them de “understand” {guess u grab}.” And the good part of it is that it’s FREE

As a guy man, i quickly registered on 2go in the twinkle of an eye, lo and behold, babes actually full there waiting for guys to say “hi” and the good aspect of it is that almost all the babes there knows exactly why they are on 2go; what else? Apart from mingling.

So sit back and relax as i take you through my sojourn in the land of 2go, it was a mind blowing experience actually and i don’t regret any of it.

MY FIRST 2GO DATE:

The first day i registered on 2go, i entered the singles room as directed by my guy that introduced me to the “business”, it was a mind blowing experience, i ended up adding so many girls that same day {that’s what sharp guys do, we don’t go fishing with a hook, we fish with nets, “Winks”}

After few hours of chatting with most of them, {i decided to separate the weeds from the maize},  i found out that one particular babe was so much interested in me, i can’t really say as at that time that she was actually interested in me but the truth of the matter is that we were really flowing.

She is an Igbo girl from Anambra State (Name Withdrawn) and a student of one of the Eastern state owed Universities. I was doing my IT (Industrial Training) back then at Lagos and she was in her 3rd year then.

We started off chatting decently but as time went on we took it to another level {you know what i mean}; “indecent chatting tins” and i must confess that she is an expert, she can make a man cum just by chatting you up {am talking from experience and please don’t judge me}.

We became so close that a day never pass without talking to each other, meanwhile i was into a very serious relationship back then and according to her, she is into a very serious relationship back then too, her boyfriend was in FUTO and she told me virtually everything about the guy.

Thanks to the ASUU strike back then, it took me like eternity to finally get back to school even after my IT because that was the only means we can see each other face to face. We always spend 90% of our chatting time strategizing on how to finally get to meet each other, she always hint me about all the nasty things she is going to do with me when we finally met, things like;

“I’ll lick you till you beg me to stop”
“i can’t wait to have you inside me”
“i can’t wait to have you holy water all over my face”

Like dream come true, i came back to the east towards ending of November 2010 after more than 5 months of dating her {2go dating...hahahaha!}  and the only thing on my mind back then was to get to meet my new found love.

I went straight to my house in school very early in the morning the following day {you know nah, i need to arrange my house first} because that’s the day i’ll finally get to see the love of my life.

After dusting and sweeping my room, i planted my “compact disk” CD {only sharp guys will code what i mean}  very close to the bed and quickly rushed and get 2 litters of fuel and put on my “i pass my neighbor” generator.

Meanwhile before then, i told her that I've been in school since the previous day {as sharp guy nah, make she no waste time to start coming the following day}.

I pulled off all my cloths and was about to take my bath, then wait for actions and then my phone rang, “tulilili tulilili lili” {i was using nokia phone then shaa}, she told me that she is close to my house and i reminded her my room number.

I quickly rushed to the veranda to peep, and guess what, the babe make sense die, she is so endowed, in fact, to say that she is endowed is an understatement she is more than beautiful.

I heard a knock on my door {my heart started racing}, i opened the door, and there she was; i was still putting on only boxers.

She was putting on a shirt and jeans, {trust 9ja babes nah}, almost all the buttons on her shirt was open {am just exaggerating shaa}, i couldn't resist her, without saying anything to her i just took her bag, dropped it on the flour then grabbed her straight to my bed.

.............To be continued

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